Things that don’t make you less of a feminist:
- Being in a loving relationship.
- Being submissive.
- Wearing makeup.
- Being a housewife.
- Wearing dresses.
- High heels.
Things that do make you less of a feminist:
- Shaming women for doing any of these things.
Yes. 10000x thank you.
Next Time You’ll Know Better
Have you ever walked into a room and found a vampire?
No, not the sexy kind, but a foul creature with bony limbs and ashen skin? The kind that snarls as you enter, like a beast about to pounce? The kind that roots you to the spot with its sunken, hypnotic eyes, rendering you unable to flee as you watch the hideous thing uncoil from the shadows? Has your heart started racing though your legs refuse to? Have you felt time slow as the creature crosses the room in the darkness of a blink?
Have you shuddered with fear when it places one clawed hand atop your head and another under your chin so it can tilt you, exposing your neck? Have you squirmed as its rough, dry tongue slides down your cheek, over your jaw, to your throat, in a slithering search that’s seeking your artery? Have you felt its hot breath release in a hiss against your skin when it probes your pulse—the flow that leads to your brain? Has its tongue rested there, throbbing slightly as if savoring the moment? Have you then experienced a sinking, sucking blackness as you discover that not all vampires feed on blood—some feed on memories?
Well, have you?
Maybe not. But let me rephrase the question:
Have you ever walked into a room and suddenly forgotten why you came in?
This took me a second
FUCK ITS BACK
[x] “One does not simply dancey dance into Mordor”
this is the 3rd time i’ve reblogged this and I am still laughing hystarically
so i was in class watching a movie when Buttfucker Cdfghucvk and i all my feels.. nobody understood my feels but then after class my teacher came up and was like “so, uh, i like your shoelaces” so i ate the shoelaces i ate the fucking
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
my dash did a thing
This is the most important version of “music of the night” thank you
It’s the I Need To Get Rid Of Some Of This Damn Nail Polish Giveaway!
My house is slowly being overtaken by bottles of nail polish, so I’ve hit the point where I’m going “Okay, some of these need to go.” I went through everything and pulled 30 bottles for a giveaway. They include:
Maybelline Bold Gold / China Glaze Public Relations / China Glaze Gossip Over Gimlets / Zoya Claudine / Revlon Pure Pearl / NYC French White Tip / Revlon Chic / NYC Bowery Black / NYC Rock the Party / OPI Dulce de Leche / NYC Broadway Burgundy / Nails Inc Jermyn Street / NYC Madison Avenue / NYC Columbus Circle Crimson / Zoya Piper / Revlon Plum Seduction / NYC MoMa / China Glaze Aquadelic / NYC Empire State Blue / Rimmel Blue Eyed Girl / NYC East Village / Orly Angel Eyes / NYC Precious Peacock / Maybelline Green With Envy / Zoya Sloane / Zoya Adina / Maybelline Wine & Dined / Maybelline Lavender Lustre / NYC Park Avenue / NYC Manhattan
I’m not giving away any bottles because I tried them and hated the formula, no worries. All of these polishes were pulled because they didn’t look quite right on my skintone, because their look just wasn’t my thing, or because I have a near-dupe for them. (NYC in particular has a ton of pinks/reds and somehow I wound up with all of them.) There’s a range from bargain brands to nice names, rich cremes to special effects layers, good coverage to sheer, and all sorts of colors.
REBLOG FOR A CHANCE TO WIN. You can reblog up to THREE times before March 25, 11:59 PM Pacific Time. There will be three winners who each receive a selection of ten random polishes across colors and brands. You must have your ask box open when I go to message you or I will move to the next draw! (Also, you must be okay with giving me your address, obviously, so that I can mail them to you.)
I’m glad Elementary shows the sexism women face. Joan Watson has been insulted, belittled, and underestimated numerous times. And each time she is shown to be a boss, a role model, more than capable at handling anything thrown at her without being portrayed as a bitch. She handles these situations by calling people out on their B.S., and continues on her way. She’s done this with Gregson, Sherlock, Moriarty, and many minor characters.
Lucy Liu is amazing, and I love that Joan Watson does not just brush off or accept these subtle sexist aggressions. She calls people out and is a boss with her words and actions while maintaining professionalism.
Joan Watson is a motherfucking goddess and I want to be her.